My family thinks that I drink a lot.
I just got two birthday texts from my dad and my little brother both asking me not to drink too much. Dad wants me to avoid getting sick and my little bro reminded me to stay sober so I can look out for the zombies (cute, right?). Like, I don’t really drink that much. As a matter of fact, I haven’t had a drink in over a week. And yes, that is a long time for me.