Does it still count as laying out if only my legs are in the sun?

Ignore how abnormally white I am. But hey, at least I’m not as white as goldfarts

My uncle just sent me this pic of my dad and I. Never seen this before.

My uncle just sent me this pic of my dad and I. Never seen this before.

Throwback Thursday

That time I was a nun.

Me being cute and awesome.
Me being cute and awesome.

Me being cute and awesome.

I call this “I haven’t left the house all day (except to get Wendy’s) and now there’s a snow storm.” I’m a true artist.

I call this “I haven’t left the house all day (except to get Wendy’s) and now there’s a snow storm.” I’m a true artist.

See! The statue of liberty. 
I need to go take a shower now.

See! The statue of liberty. 

I need to go take a shower now.

If you look inside you can see the Statue of Liberty. Isn’t that cool!

If you look inside you can see the Statue of Liberty. Isn’t that cool!

I love this bottle…

I love this bottle…

…because I’m worth it!

…because I’m worth it!

ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 
How-to Choose
How-to Pair w/Food
Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
Basic Types of Wine
Expanded typing of Wines
What Temp For EachType of Wine
Knowing Your Wine Colors
Wine Type Descriptions
Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201
ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 
How-to Choose
How-to Pair w/Food
Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
Basic Types of Wine
Expanded typing of Wines
What Temp For EachType of Wine
Knowing Your Wine Colors
Wine Type Descriptions
Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201
ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 
How-to Choose
How-to Pair w/Food
Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
Basic Types of Wine
Expanded typing of Wines
What Temp For EachType of Wine
Knowing Your Wine Colors
Wine Type Descriptions
Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201
ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 
How-to Choose
How-to Pair w/Food
Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
Basic Types of Wine
Expanded typing of Wines
What Temp For EachType of Wine
Knowing Your Wine Colors
Wine Type Descriptions
Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201
ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 
How-to Choose
How-to Pair w/Food
Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
Basic Types of Wine
Expanded typing of Wines
What Temp For EachType of Wine
Knowing Your Wine Colors
Wine Type Descriptions
Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201
ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 
How-to Choose
How-to Pair w/Food
Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
Basic Types of Wine
Expanded typing of Wines
What Temp For EachType of Wine
Knowing Your Wine Colors
Wine Type Descriptions
Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201
ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 
How-to Choose
How-to Pair w/Food
Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
Basic Types of Wine
Expanded typing of Wines
What Temp For EachType of Wine
Knowing Your Wine Colors
Wine Type Descriptions
Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201
ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 
How-to Choose
How-to Pair w/Food
Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
Basic Types of Wine
Expanded typing of Wines
What Temp For EachType of Wine
Knowing Your Wine Colors
Wine Type Descriptions
Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201
ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 
How-to Choose
How-to Pair w/Food
Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
Basic Types of Wine
Expanded typing of Wines
What Temp For EachType of Wine
Knowing Your Wine Colors
Wine Type Descriptions
Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201
ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 
How-to Choose
How-to Pair w/Food
Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
Basic Types of Wine
Expanded typing of Wines
What Temp For EachType of Wine
Knowing Your Wine Colors
Wine Type Descriptions
Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201

ancestryinprogress:

boujhetto:

Wine 101 

  1. How-to Choose
  2. How-to Pair w/Food
  3. Using The Right Glass Shows You Have Class 
  4. Basic Types of Wine
  5. Expanded typing of Wines
  6. What Temp For EachType of Wine
  7. Knowing Your Wine Colors
  8. Wine Type Descriptions
  9. Caloric Comparison vs. Beer
  10. Coffees  

A friend once told me (while discussing wines & spirits) to learn about coffees too… " Because you’ll eventually need them, if / when you enjoy too much good spirits."

Infographics: Wine Folleys, Primer Magazine, and Chicago Food Magazine.

How to be an Adult 201
5024ad:

look at these fuckers

Sorry bout it.

5024ad:

look at these fuckers

Sorry bout it.

This is as good as it’s going to get. I guess I should head out now.

This is as good as it’s going to get. I guess I should head out now.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Despite my facial expression, I’m actually pleased with the outcome. Not sure if you can really tell how it looks, but, yeah, I like it. I’m just not photogenic and my smile looks stupid.

Again, sorry for the tits, I just can’t keep them covered. #BustyGirlProblems

So, this is happening again. I just want to wash it out already, feels like a I have shit in my hair. Oh well, henna makes my hair purty.

Oh, and sorry for the tits.