May 2012
Ok, I’m really going to go workout now.
Honest.
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superduperwaffles replied to your post: Need to workout, but I have no motivation.
Omg exactly how I feel right now.
Omg, twins!
Need to workout, but I have no motivation.
If I don’t workout though, I’ll be fat forever. Ok, I’ll always be fat, but still, working out keeps me from being obese.
when a guy says he wants to holler at that ass
blameaspartame:
what he means is he wants to put his face next to the buttcheeks
and scream at the ass
just screaming
screaming at the highest volume possible
at that ass
Watchshavingryansprivates:
how to paint a squirrel
gaynessandgeekery asked: A loser? I wish I had lost my virginity that way. You my friend are awesome. I'm the first to say that sex is simultaneously amazing--a deep and meaningful connection between two (or more) people--and hugely overrated. Wait for it. I hope your fantasy comes true.
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gaynessandgeekery asked: Well anon asked about your kinkiest fantasy, I wanna know your favorite. How do you picture losing your virginity?
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superduperwaffles replied to your post: I wanna know the one sexual fantasy that you have that you’re afraid to tell people because you think they’ll judge you. Time for you to let your followers know how deep the rabbit hole of your kink goes. :D
It involves pleather doesn’t it.
Omg, how’d you know?!? Pleather totally gets me off. ;)
Anonymous asked: I wanna know the one sexual fantasy that you have that you're afraid to tell people because you think they'll judge you. Time for you to let your followers know how deep the rabbit hole of your kink goes. :D
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
promisesandproclamations:
I doubt I’ll get any.
&& so it begins…
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theburningbridges replied to your post: I need to return some movies to redbox, but it is so hot outside.
My air conditioner broke in my house. It’s currently 84 degrees in my house. I’m going to die
O_o How do you move? My walk to Walgreens was miserable, it was so humid, it was just awful to move. I can’t imagine what it feels like in your house. You should go to the movies or...
I need to return some movies to redbox, but it is...
I guess I’ll suck it up, don’t feel like being charged for another day.
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Cow on Ohio 603 killed in drive-by shooting
The title of an article in my hometown’s newspaper presented without comment.
ellinguista asked: 1, 10, 48, 49, 56, 82
Dear followers, be nosey. NOW.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
i mean if you guys really want to- FUCKING ASK ME SOMETHING OK
cemerie:
“should i get really drunk by myself today” - something to ask urself upon waking up
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chipsalloverthefloor replied to your post: I’m in a weird mood. I’m tired, but I…
tell me about it. i’ve been happy to be mostly alone while i’ve been sick but at the same time, you can only watch so much on demand television…
Oh yeah, I’m sure you know that feel. When I had strep, I cut my self off from the outside world. Nearly went insane.