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*rolls out prayer rug for 10:45 pm prayer to the lord godney jeansus the holy spearit*

Praise her!

wisforwonder replied to your post: masc4cruller asked:What wines do …

Wow… you do not fuck around when it comes to wine. I’m super impressed.

I have my B.A. in Geography and a major part of our department centered around wine. We had Geog. of Wine, wine pairing, wine tasting, and other various wine courses. Ohio actually has a decent sized wine industry. There is this awesome winery outside Kent that makes the best desert wine ever…it’s a red infused with chocolate and they did a very good job.

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exactly. yes to all 3! godney always

You don’t know how happy that makes me.

A message from masc4cruller
What wines do you recommend pairing with spicy foods? I've always found that a bit tricky, but my way of choosing wine is... unscientific.

It really depends on the exact meal, but with spicy foods general rule of thumb is to stick with sweeter wines, mostly white wines. A Riesling is pretty standard, but basically stay away from your oaky, dryer whites (Chardonnay). If you like reds though, still stick with sweeter. Plenty of Spanish, French, and German wines that would fit the bill. Merlot, Cab Sav, and Shiraz should be avoided. Not sure how a Malbec would do. But dry reds often ruin the taste of spicy food. Sangria would probably pair well. I’m no expert though, so I would suggest going to a wine shop and asking their opinion.

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I enjoy your interactions.

we are entertainers

aspectacularnow replied to your post: aspectacularnow replied to your post: …

I SHOULD CONTAIN MYSELF???? ME??? MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF YOU LICENTIOUS ALCOHOLIC!

Someone needs to get laid. Calm your tits.

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I don't know much about wine but we should be better friends because we both love Cleveland and other things so

I WILL TEACH YOU!!!!!

And yes, we can geek out about all things CLE and be besties and listen to all the gay shit on blast and be super nerds and explore the city.

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OH SO IM NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU WOW I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL WOW OK I GOT YOU I GOT YOU GURL

Yair, time to take you meds. You’re getting a little loopy. Besides, you are very mean, especially tonight. Your boy is trying to take care of his mom and you are acting like a child. Contain thyself.

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So you enjoy wine?

No, not at all, I hate it.

Just kidding! Oh, Dionysus, almighty god, please forgive me. I was just trying to be a smart ass. I did not mean to slight you.

I’m a little drunk. Could use some good conversation. So ask me stuff. Potential topics include red wine, white wine, dessert wines, and blends.