my gay agenda is to make everyone versatile. I should start making pamphlets and going door to door and handing them out in gay bars. “Ride a pole, pound a hole, save your soul!”
straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single
me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
"Illegals just mooch off the government, healthcare, and don’t pay taxes! They’re bad for our economy!"
- Undocumented immigrants paid $10.6 billion in taxes in 2010, and those in California paid $2.2 billion
- Immigration reform would cause the deficit to shrink by $197 billion over the next decade
- Undocumented immigrants have limited healthcare options and don’t *leech* off of healthcare since they fear deportation and don’t have documents to obtain health insurance, which puts millions of people without insurance because of their immigration status